*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
(via beyoncebeytwice)
| white dad in any movie: | but son, you're throwing away your DREAM |
|---|---|
| white son in any movie: | no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~ |
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE THINGS EVER
(via shavingryansprivates)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
(via lxii)
| gay guy: | *cough* |
|---|---|
| white girl: | OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!! |
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
(via unfreshing)
(via lindsaychrist)
(Source: periodandbonerstories, via twinkmob)
(via ipartywithicarly)
The Man Who Lives Alone
My Intro to Comics final about ghosts and love.
(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
“Eight Things I Don’t Need To Hear From Straight People”
Man my homeboy was talking to us in basic training and basically said all of this to us.
signal boosting because this is some shit we all need to hear.
(via tsarcasm)
